when sus

when sus

me: sus

No: fuk you
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When and only when

Decided exclusively by a single condition or set of conditions, and nothing else.

Differs from "if and only if" by acknowledging the certainty or near-certainty of that condition.
Hand to Hand Wombat will end when and only when one team scores 3 points. It does *not* end if all members of the Bad Team are voted out.
by The_Epicness9000 July 23, 2024
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when is update

The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.
Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU
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When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.
Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes
by og pattis January 23, 2020
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guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
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When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.
== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024
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