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Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018
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wackaroon

Another way of saying someone is crazy, or a nut job. Wack combined with macaroon.
Man, she is going off again. What a total wackaroon!
by CrazyWackaroon May 18, 2018
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Wankersaurus

E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”
by Skirrt69 September 29, 2018
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Wanker

Someone who tries to jerk you off under the table unbeknownst to you. (Thus to criticize the analysis given by the definition of anonymous on May 31 2004, the original sense might not have referred to self pleasuring, or a useless self-pleasuring fool at all, but rather makes reference to giving a less than pleasurable wank on someone else's knob. This is lost on most average wankers on the street today, who hear the overused term at too young an age, and then never can get past the giggle factor of picturing someone diddling on their own willy once they learn that simplistic meaning, never thereafter able to fathom the sordid depth of someone edging someone else who is captive against their will. ) A cheat of sorts. An unscrupulous or uncaring person. Slimy power player. "Prick" as opposed to a "Dick."
Bob told me how lucky I was to be dating Karen; then the wanker tried to make out with her at my party!

That wanker Stew has me on edge!
by Johnny Steed December 10, 2019
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walker middle

Walker middle is a crack head school where kids are over dramatic, stupid, and the principle could care less. The teachers will do weed with you.
Walker middle is the best place to smoke weed.
by mr.crackhead January 19, 2020
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Wanker

A minority group that admit that they masturbate often.
John just came out as a wanker. I'm happy for him.
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
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Wanker island

An island for wankers and is free to reside if you’re toxic
Hey Griffin, Wanker Island awaits you!
by Real YT Tartarus April 28, 2021
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