When you fall asleep at someone's house and they paint your balls with white out and they stick to the wall of your leg.
Dumb guy: What the fuck dude
White Waller: Yeah man, you shouldnt of fell asleep last nite, but your white wall balls came out nice
White Waller: Yeah man, you shouldnt of fell asleep last nite, but your white wall balls came out nice
by JDRyan October 23, 2008
Get the White Wall Ball mug.A very fast paced walk, almost a run but not quite. Used in airports when you are late to a flight and you don't want to run but need to hustle.
by ~~squiggles~~ May 7, 2009
Get the Airport Walk mug.As in you could walk there in the time it takes you to smoke one cigarette. Some cigarettes take longer to smoke than others, and it also depends on the smokers consumptive velocity. One also has to factor in how fast one walks. However, a cigarette should take from 4-7 minutes in most instances.
by Smokr November 11, 2009
Get the Cigarette-walk-away mug.When a man dips his testiculs into some maple syrup and then drop there testiculs into there partners mouth.
by KarlThePanda January 2, 2010
Get the Maple Walnut mug.To get shot
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"
Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"
Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation
by Jimmybone D June 5, 2010
Get the to walk into a bullet mug.Those who walk on cork (Birkenstock). Often seen on tree hugging, organic granola eating, Nalgene slinging, flannel shirt wearing white males who don't wash their hair. May carry hacky sack and bandanna in glove box. Has playlist of DMB and Dispatch. Hemp necklaces and/or colorful friendship bracelets- accessory staples. Will invest in North Face raincoat. Has a friendly demeanor, especially if you're one of their own... the Cork Walkers.
- You have organic granola in your back pack? Haha, you cork walker!
- Are you wearing Birkenstocks? Cork Walker!
- Are you wearing Birkenstocks? Cork Walker!
by Reality Fairy October 27, 2011
Get the Cork Walker mug.A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"
"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014
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