Urban Dictionary

What kind of dumbass looks up "Urban Dictionary" on the Urban Dictionary?

Are you retarded or something?
(I had to put urban dictionary here so ignore this)

by Shaydows May 19, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.

*Looks up H*

Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED

Me: Okay, what the fuck.

by A Generic Video Game NPC March 2, 2020

urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.

"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."

by rs37917 April 14, 2009

urban dictionary

where people come to say "anus" in every sentence

"hey dude lets look ANUS up on urban dictionary"

by minecraftkid1234 November 16, 2020

Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions

Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....

by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018

Urban dictionary

The Urban dictionary..... How in the fuck did you get here

Look up the Urban dictionary.

by Channman March 2, 2017