Telehater

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

by DeekPA March 31, 2011

Teleflirtation

Overt flirtation conducted entirely via communication over the telephone.

Feeling the pangs of desire tugging his heartstrings, Nate had no choice but to engage in teleflirtation with Amy.

by THE teleflirter August 7, 2011

teleconbect

a method of remote communication with a Jaguar that involves the use of all modes of known technology as well as ethereal methods, including telepathic musical messages from band like Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, and various romantic songs from the rat pack era.

adv (teleconbectedly)

Gotta go teleconbect with that hot ass Jaguar & get my groove on

by Jagui June 24, 2011

Televestite

Internet transvestite.
Man pretending to be a woman, or woman pretending to be a man.
Complete with fake names, icons, avatar.
Invites the unsuspecting into hot-talk.

Guy: I met this cool chick on chat. She got me so horny, i fapped.
Friend: That wasnt a chick, that was a televestite. You just had gay net-sex!
Guy: No way! her picture was hot!
Friend: Her picture was from a tabloid, plug it into tineye!
Guy: I aint gay.
Friend: LOL

by kyenne July 18, 2011

Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

telephonique

a phone sex solicitor

Mark: I'm so horny today
John: Dude you should call a telephonique.

by shadamama February 25, 2013

telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013