Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

Mod tears

1. What you drink when a mod crys like a bitch after you bruise their egos....

2. A celebratory beverage.

Hell yeah, Bob! You made that mod cry! Let's celebrate by drinking their mod tears!

by Fenrir_wolf March 21, 2022

what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad

Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.

by Dankone December 8, 2023

Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.

Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?

by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021

white tears

when a man takes his penis and cums in a womens eye balls. this is also sometimes called cum drops

last night gary gave me white tears

by cum_mums October 16, 2021

tear

A 1337 Hacker by the name of tear

Jane: Have you heard of tear..?
John: No I haven't
Jane: what about cyphed?
John: oh shit it's the cool ass hacking nigga

by dicksucka69420 February 9, 2022

maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.

by anonymous July 28, 2024