artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

snakes on a plane

an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.

1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"

Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.

Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!

or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.

Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)

by Johann Stein September 8, 2006

snake

A liar. Someone who is a flake, and backs out of every opportunity to hang out or play video games.

"yo, wheres Tito?"
"He's not coming, said he's going to watch wrestling"
"wow, hes on facebook"
"what a fuckin' snake"

by NoSnakesAllowed January 3, 2014

trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

by margie mario January 17, 2008

Sneaky Snake

A sneaky person (male) that gets away with doing things that he should not do.
A story teller

*Opens iPhone box* "WOW! Joel's penis! You Sneaky Snakes!"

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Tony Tube-Snake

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.

I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

by The original tony tube-snake December 14, 2010