5 definitions by margie mario

hung chow

a accient chinese term used to describe the act of not being able to shit.(constipation)

master wong tried franticly to blow out his massive shit he had worked up but it was pointless, he had hung chow.

by margie mario January 16, 2008

trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

by margie mario January 16, 2008

FAT CUNT

A WOMAN WHOM YOU FEEL THERE IS AT LEAST 14 REASONS TO PUNCH IN THE FACE AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

A EX-WIFE OR EX-GIRLFRIEND

A FAT NASTY DIRTY VAGINA

SO MY LADY TOLD ME HOW SMALL MY COCK WAS LAST NIGHT

WOW! WHAT A FAT CUNT!

by margie mario January 2, 2013

ALASKAN POLELINER

THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT

IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER

by margie mario December 26, 2012

FERREL BUSH APE

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

by margie mario December 26, 2012