Mr.Smith

The sexiest thing known to man. HE IS A SEX GOD. he makes women worship his footsteps

'hoist that tie up boi' - Mr.Smith

by anneh1 June 16, 2011

Smirthwaite

put after a name, meaning large penis bigger ego

hard to examplate smirthwaite

by jaspar32 December 10, 2009

smithisize

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.

We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.

by The Munro May 9, 2005

smithercats

When something is amazing or very good.

"Holy Smithercats!! Did you see that bitches ass? She needs to WIPE ME DOWN!!"

by Pay-Lore February 22, 2008

smith street

party house. theres always scrumpy in the fridge (and the shower), gin on the top self and random foreign people in the bedrooms. You go there to drink/play fuck off round europe/dress up with your friends in the week ends (or durin the week too) and stay over on sunday to do nothin but cure your hangover with your friends

- Wot your doin on saturday nite bro ?
- dunno, i might go to Freds house, it sounds like fun !
- You're kiddin me ? This house is a fuckin Smith street !!! can I come too ?

by Lily_the_Friwi February 7, 2010

Smarthistory

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.

I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.

by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011