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Smile, you got herpes!

A perfect way of indirectly asking a mate for a divorce.
Person 1- Smile, you got Herpes!

Person 2- Sweet Jesus...!!!
by Carliann October 11, 2007
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red smile

1. (n) a slit throat
2 (v) to slit one's throat
it's always a joyful time of year with a red smile from ear to ear!
by Katie Dee December 9, 2008
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eye-smile

The ability to convey a smile with your eyes whenyou are wearing a mask because of the Covid-19 pandemic.
I eye-smiled at the man at the grocery store for helping me with my groceries.
by chicklawyer February 10, 2021
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smile and nod

Nod and Smile is also an accepted and sometimes prefered version of the phrase.

Take that Springy!
Springy: Dude it is so Smile and Nod! What the hell are you talking about with this whole Nod and Smile crap?!?

Feety: *nods and smiles*
by Feety October 24, 2005
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smidgen

the height difference between pearce and emily as of now.
HAH! I'm a smidgen taller than you!
by pearce... January 4, 2009
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California Smile

A useful technique to use against newbies and annoying people in which the offender's top jaw is placed on a sidewalk and crushed.
Carrot Top appeared in one too many AT&T ads, he needs a California Smile.
by Carve October 8, 2003
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Chicago smile

A violent act where the victim is placed with their mouth across the edge of a curb and a person stomps until the edge of the mouth is torn apart, thus creating a smile.
That buster sold me bad weed, so I gave him a Chicago Smile.
by Headman July 1, 2005
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