Penelope.simpson

And extremely talented and underrated TikToker

My favorite TikToker is Penelope.Simpson

by Quackitysroyalservant July 13, 2021

Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes

Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother

by God wooozer August 17, 2021

azion simpson

Thick and cute 😘

i need me a azion Simpson

by Jdjdhdhjdh November 22, 2021

azion simpson

Thick and most definitely the prettiest , has a bad attitude but the loyalist person of all

i love azion Simpson

by Jdjdhdhjdh November 22, 2021

Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

ian simps for izzy

I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me

Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep

Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO

by anonymous December 22, 2021

leon simps

when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with

Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."

by Masuda January 4, 2022