hungry simon

Shittin in girlfriend mouth

shes a hungry simon

by THe noBle RaBit October 1, 2003

Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007

Simon

A name for a really bad haircut.

Bob: Nice hair!

Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.

by dhfhzdnhnhjdjj August 4, 2007

Simon Cowell

Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.

Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!

by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007

Simon Pegging

The act of pegging someone while using a mock British accent. See Simon Pegg.

Oh yes! Cherrio! Pip pip! We are Simon Pegging, yes? Excellent! Jolly good show!

by Stef July 26, 2007

Simon Clan

A group of gentlemen who attend the same highschool as a tightly knit group of friends. No one enters, no one leaves. Strict rules regarding who can join are essential to Simon Clan. Simon Clan consists of 3 power groups. Starting from greatest to lowest is Alpha, Demo, then Beta. There can only be 3 Alphas in Simon Clan. The most important quality of Simon Clan is the brotherly love. Every member of Simon Clan, Beta or Alpha, has each others back no matter what. And that is what makes Simon Clan beautiful.

Commonly referred to as, "The Boys"

"What the heck is Simon Clan"
"You wouldn't understand"

by ryanverycool December 10, 2019

Simon

A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym

First day at the gym. Simon?

by Zing on bloke September 19, 2020