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suck loser 

a suck loser is a loser's loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.
Jeffrey thought the woman on the L train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. He is such a suck loser.

Kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. Later on the patient's family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. That is when she realized that she is a suck loser.
suck loser by LazerBeem April 28, 2011
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suck pigs 

Girls who like to get down and dirty with any guy
Carter got with all the suck pigs last night
suck pigs by B1g d1ck September 26, 2013

Suck my peen dawg 

When a person asks for a blowjob from a fellow bitch
Hey bitch come over here, suck my peen dawg
A very good word to describe a thing a person does to get on their good side. Yeah I just said all that.
Don't be a suck up.
Suck up by Emerald Star November 25, 2020

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Italian Socks 

When concrete slabs are dried onto someones feet. That person is then thrown into deep water. This act is usually done to people you don't regard as friends.

This is usually done by Italian mafia, hence the name, Italian socks.
He didn't pay my money back in time, so I ordered the boys to give him a pair of Italian socks. He's swimming with the fishes now.
(verb)
Using your mouth muscles to vacuum something.
to suck by Kaz00 June 16, 2022