Top definition
a suck loser is a loser's loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.
Jeffrey thought the woman on the L train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. He is such a suck loser.

Kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. Later on the patient's family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. That is when she realized that she is a suck loser.
by LazerBeem April 08, 2011
Get the mug
Get a suck loser mug for your cousin Zora.
Apr 21 Word of the Day
I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
Get the merch
Get the jabbed neck gaiter and mug.