rusty p

A red headed person that tries too hard. Generally this person is overwieght. Also has an obsession with Notre Dame.

Why dont you lose some wieght Rusty P.

by Jehung April 27, 2005

rusty coral

A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.

I was sucba diving in the keys and came across a group of rusty coral.

by rustycarl22 March 29, 2009

Rusty Bolkey

Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance

"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"

by bradyofthesxcntr October 17, 2008

rusty pocketknife

The act of making love to dirty work pants, using ketchup for lubrication.

The janitor was caught doing a "rusty pocketknife", on the clock...

by Hoody Bombs July 14, 2014

Rusty Fishhook

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).

Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!

by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019

rusty flamingo

When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.

When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.

by HollyMollyJolly March 23, 2018

Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018