Ready to get sucked

Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.

I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.

by the_bonedogg March 8, 2011

reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

by wildcat February 8, 2005

on read

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.

"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"

by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017

Read

To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles

Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course

by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009

Hot and Ready

Defines ur cock when ur ready to buck. Cocks on Swoll

My dick is Hot and Ready like Lil Ceaser's.

by Charlton Hawkins April 19, 2006

Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.

1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!

by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011

Get your pussy ready

What a guy sometimes says to a woman when he tells her he's going to fuck her.

You better get your pussy ready because its getting a fucking tonight.

by Judge dredd7 November 18, 2011