Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"

by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016

Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.

Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!

by JessiccaZombies August 18, 2007

pristine

When a situation becomes violent, dangerous or risky - for example, walking into a pub or bar and the atmosphere is already hostile, and all it will take is one wrong word, one spilled drink or a single push or shove before a fight breaks out.

Can also be used by a single person when they've been pushed to breaking point as a warning to others.

(In a pub or bar) "Let's get out of here, it's going to get pristine in a minute"
(Person in a bad mood) "I've been up since five this morning, I've had a really bad day and it's going to get pristine in a minute..."

by IDontLikeSpam September 13, 2013

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

prestiged

The act of jizzing on a girls face. Used by bros and nerds alike.

Bro, I totally just prestiged on this chick.

by laxattack53 June 14, 2011

Emotional Prostitute

A woman or man who is a handful of emotions and issues. Also this person is a whore and craves the D or the P. (noun)

Kelly the emotional prostitute

by Some sad person August 26, 2008

dirty smelly prostitute

Someone who is dirty, smelley, and sells itself for money

Sam sells his soul for cash and is dirty and smelley, meaning he is a dirty smelly prostitute

by JakeJakeJake12345678900 July 17, 2006