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Poop Dealer

That one nigga that deals poop and porn
Nigga: You got that shit
Poop Dealer: Yea bet nigga
Nigga: DRIP DRIP
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Poop Chipper

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.
Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!
by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013
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poop clam

When a female wipes her self from back to front after going to the bathroom
Last night I went down on her she smelled liked she wiped from back to front ending up with a nasty poop clam .
by Large in charge March 20, 2019
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Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.
Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!
by Synthroid December 11, 2010
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poop log

1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.
"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."

"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
by Crossonian January 3, 2009
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poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.
I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."
by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011
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Poop Dungeon

When you are involuntarily put into a horrible smelling bathroom, car, or contained area where someone has let out a nasty fart or smelly bowel movement, therefore you are in a poop dungeon.
My sister locked me in a poop dungeon. Love the gas Meg, love it.
by MegGriffin January 17, 2011
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