Sad Panda

A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”

Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::

by ImAlwaysRight February 13, 2008

panda-eyes

a coolidiculous term for a white male who has black make-up around his eyes, thus resembling a panda.

if your gf turns you into a panda-eyes f-sag, just laugh it off, and let her a bit of fun.

by Sexydimma September 8, 2014

A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

by Toe Man May 3, 2007

Sad Panda

an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.

Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.

by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt October 21, 2008

Panda Bear

When a man recieves oral sex from an African American women, and proceeds to climax in both of her eyes, thus making her look like a panda.

see panda bear.

by cole g January 29, 2009

sad panda

A ugly Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a ugly asian girl.

(as an ugly asian woman walks by) SAD PANDA :(!!!!

by Glenn Eason October 26, 2006

Panda Bear

A sexy woman with Filipino swag. One who can work a crowd of thousands to her dance moves. Photoshoot face and professional dancer booty shaking skills.

So I was at the pistons game with my boy watching the halftime show with the Automotion and I saw a Panda Bear she was doing her thing #DanceQueen For sho she looked like she could bake a mean batch of cookies too!

by SamDot33 December 7, 2011