Being a Panda

represents a person who is sulking over all his grief to the world, shares his misery with everyone he meets. He fails to take corrective action to solve his problems. In short it represents a person - who is plunged into an ocean called the "self pity" and waits for the world to solve his problems.

Illustrative Usage : Ram to Laxman
Ex no 1: Ram : hey how's shyam doing?
Laxman : Dude you know what, he's just being a panda man, he keeps brooding over his failed university exams. god save him.

Being a Panda by thinkramki April 20, 2011

Tuesday Panda 

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

Tuesday Panda by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

butters panda 

Someone who is butters but also has their makeup all over their face i.e mascara after a party or eyeliner in the morning

felisha:oh my days chanel, your makeup is bare smudged!
chanel:oh my gosh girl, are you chattin shit?
felisha:nah blud, you look bare butters panda!
chanel:ah that's wack girl,i gotta get me some wipes!

butters panda by Jezzebel November 26, 2007

sad panda 

an unhappy chink

During my vacation in China, I saw many sad pandas when all the rice was gone.

sad panda by biden is gay July 27, 2019

Z-Panda 

1. Someone who has absolutely no life.
2. SOmeone who's muscles are bigger than his brains.
3. Someone whose muscles are absolutely non-existant
4. Someone who cannot be any more gay than he is now....
5. supipoop luvs **** ...............srry that was totally irrelevent

Z-Panda's fuck friend runs away with his pubic hair

Z-Panda by me! April 6, 2003

Crying Panda 

One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.

Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?

Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.

Crying Panda by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011

Sad Panda 

When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.

She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped

Sad Panda by Muffinateherface July 2, 2017