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krabby patty

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.
I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.
by Charles Caplan June 21, 2007
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platypus

lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night
by azn boy99 February 16, 2009
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Pattygap

When one purposely creates a large gap between their two front teeth in order to smoke snausage without opening the mouth.
Man, look at that sweet pattygap. It's the perfect size for my hoag!
by Wassertits April 29, 2009
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pattymac

1. a small penis
2. a person who does work, smacks his food, snots on his desk, says the word "like" too often, doesn't close the blinds, or leaves chicken parmesan on his roommates towels.
3. a supreme flowmaster
"Fuckin Maguire. I'm never workin out with him again. We always leave really late for our morning workouts. He's such a pattymac."
by Peter Galbraith November 24, 2009
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patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"
by hphphp November 25, 2009
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Polattypus

Someone who always takes things waaaaay too far.
That joke was funny until the polattypus ruined it.
by arnzame October 1, 2010
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Phattyhog

Someone who is lazy, and sits around playing scrabble and eating chocolate.
Jenna is a phattyhog.
by Fred88888 October 30, 2010
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