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1. a small penis
2. a person who does work, smacks his food, snots on his desk, says the word "like" too often, doesn't close the blinds, or leaves chicken parmesan on his roommates towels.
3. a supreme flowmaster
"Fuckin Maguire. I'm never workin out with him again. We always leave really late for our morning workouts. He's such a pattymac."
pattymac by Peter Galbraith November 24, 2009
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pattywack 

the act of slapping your partner in their face with a fully erect penis.
im so glad i might get a pattywack later
pattywack by laffytaffy13 March 5, 2011
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Pattywacker 

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.
Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.
Pattywacker by pattywacker May 14, 2012

Pattywack 

A mild but firm tap on the buttocks.
The coach gave the quarterback a pattywack for a job well done.
Pattywack by WordMagnate October 25, 2022
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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