pattymac

1. a small penis
2. a person who does work, smacks his food, snots on his desk, says the word "like" too often, doesn't close the blinds, or leaves chicken parmesan on his roommates towels.
3. a supreme flowmaster

"Fuckin Maguire. I'm never workin out with him again. We always leave really late for our morning workouts. He's such a pattymac."

by Peter Galbraith November 24, 2009

pattywack

the act of slapping your partner in their face with a fully erect penis.

im so glad i might get a pattywack later

by laffytaffy13 March 5, 2011

Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

by pattywacker May 14, 2012

Pattywack

A mild but firm tap on the buttocks.

The coach gave the quarterback a pattywack for a job well done.

by WordMagnate October 25, 2022