Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.
Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!
by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023
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Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass
by Obama Bin Laden April 15, 2023
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Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!
Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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grass lighting

Its gas light buy with weed

you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed
by mushroomjoint November 22, 2022
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Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches
Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby
by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023
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Grass Shinobi

Grass shinobi. Meaning... Getting a kill in a pvp game by a crazy way in which is an mmo or shooter game.
Wow! What A Grass Shinobi Moment!!!
by Grass Shinobi January 17, 2021
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