middle-named

When someone is really mad at you so they yell your first and middle name.(v)

Mom: "Betty Louise, did you make this huge dent in the car door?!"
Betty Louise: (on the phone)"Oh man, Sara, I just got middle-named, because my mom found out about the huge dent in the car door."

by Chesmerelda November 2, 2005

Middle School

THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...

1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!

6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!

middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself

by peculiarmonkey October 3, 2008

Middletown New York

A city in upstate New York where the drugs are heavy, the gangs are big, and the schools consist of both. You really only get to know those 18-25 year old guys who spend their time selling e-bombs and smoking out of the bong they just got from Rock Fantasy. Most don't have all their teeth and others have noticeable types of stds. Sometimes they leave their designated smoking area to ride their skateboards to Citgo to start some fights or get a dutch. Most people are referred to as "bro" and everyone has a ridiculous nickname that has nothing to do with anything. There are various houses around Middletown that house two to three guys and are supported by the funds of their parents. Usually, this house is used to keep other out of trouble and is always open to smoke a blunt or play some beer pong on the kitchen table at two in the afternoon. Other events in Middletown include : Going to the mall, buying some crack... in the mall, smoking this crack, having sex in closets, cheating on their girlfriends, playing twister, buying a carton of cigarettes, selling drugs, buying drugs, doing drugs, losing drugs, finding drugs, doing lines, going to McDonalds, buying a new piece at Rock Fantasy, etc.

Bro: Yo, bro wanna smoke a bong at route 6 house in Middletown New York when we're done selling these E-bombs?
Bro 2: Hell yeah yo, we haven't been there in over an hour.

by Jbugs October 12, 2009

middle school

where everything sucks.

you don't have to try in middle school, you just pass your classes by being there. you can pull a lot of stuff off in front of the teachers since they all hate you anyway.

lots of kids become emos and goths

the popular people rule everything.

Middle school is the worst!

by daveyyyyy October 2, 2007

Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.

My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.

by Vermont Ferret August 3, 2005

Mindless

A Lifestyle, Consisting Of Doing Well In School, Being Confident, Expressing Yourself & Being Stylish.

"Im Smart, Have A High Self Esteem, & Dress Nice, SO I Must Be Mindless".

by KaylaLuvsPrinceton May 17, 2011