Merch

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

by Lizicle December 23, 2008

Mercanaries

one of the funnest games on Xbox, where u can do missions or wutever the hell u want for money

"I lobe this game!!!"

by Dirge January 30, 2005

pipe merchant

someone who loves or is very skilled at using a man's penis (pipe)

Rebecca Feighery is a professional pipe merchant

by TalTallon March 5, 2011

paige merchant

A fucking bitch who should more or less end her life

"That Paige merchant girl is really deceiving and thinks she's hot shit, tell her to go away."

by Rollanddd November 2, 2013

The Mercer

The mercer, commonly referred to as just 'mercer' is someone who has a love for all things anime and manga. The mercer also has a great and unique personality which can have some geeky trates, for example have superman posters and starwars chest set. The mercer also critises other people on their gimpyness when they themself is gimpy. The person they critises the most is 'The Presley', the Presley' is most commonly know for their gimpyness but is still a great associated of The mercer.

This summer I'm going to be like 'The Mercer.'

by Kipperman75 August 6, 2018

Dirt merchant

A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.

Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.

Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.

by ttmike42 January 12, 2009

Cheese merchant

Used to describe someone who uses lame and unoriginal tactics that are neither honourable nor thoughtful to win battles and severely implies the person merely copied from another.

This word is especially used in the online gaming community.

Can also be used to describe hackers or other such dirty plays when not referring to gaming.

"I just pwned that damn cheese merchant's butt, he didn't even change the tactics at all, it was easy to predict him"

"Look at all those cheese merchant's on the english team, no wonder they win sometimes in football, how disgusting!!!"

by JJWolf June 19, 2006