An amazing best friend who will always be there for you.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.
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A recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. Patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has:
1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name
Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.
You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon
If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.
This message has been brought to you by the World National Matt Damon Syndrome Awareness Medical Funding Organization. Donations in cash, check, pay pal, credit card, wire or sexual favors accepted.
1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name
Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.
You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon
If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.
This message has been brought to you by the World National Matt Damon Syndrome Awareness Medical Funding Organization. Donations in cash, check, pay pal, credit card, wire or sexual favors accepted.
Matt's agent: Recently, Matt's been acting strangely. After his wife was killed by the government, he robbed a Casino by pretending he was a janitor. He then used the money to buy a spaceship with a wisecracking robot to fly to Mars. Then he started beating Martian Nazis to death with a magazine shouting "MATT DAMON!" We had to send Tom Hanks to save him, but he only agreed to come home on the condition Tom would dress up as a cowboy and rode him back to the spaceship. But the airlock exploded and he now has Amnesia. By the way, you look like Robin Williams."
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"
Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."
This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"
Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."
This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
by Notesarefortheweak December 9, 2015
Get the Matt Damon Syndrome mug.The act of planting an overweight bitch up the shitter, and then proceeding to wipe your shit covered dick all over her passed-out friends face.
After he finished planting jumbo sally up the cornhole,,he went out to the loungeroom and gave danielle a Matt Fox.
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Get the matt on matt mug.the other half of the creative body known as matt and trey. in case you're wondering, the other half is trey parker. anyway, they have created south park and, as of now, are hours away from the debut of season 10. they also made the short lived 'thats my bush', a spoof on george w bush. i say shortlived because it ended in the blink of an eye due to high production costs. they also made cannibal the musical, orgazmo, south park: bigger longer and uncut and team america: world police. i happen to be a HUGE HUGE HUGE matt and trey fan. in my opinion, orgazmo is the best film they have done AS OF YET, with south park a close second.
hey, i heard south park season 10 is starting march 22nd 2006. is it true?
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!
by joemattandtrey April 6, 2006
Get the matt stone mug.A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.
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