piss-boner
A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
piss-boner by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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Piss Boner
A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
Piss Boner by Bonerection September 27, 2010
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piss boner
An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
piss boner by Flake Barias May 29, 2008
Piss Boner
Piss Boner by T-Bone June 30, 2004
Piss Boner
Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?
Piss Boner by kinsmed July 2, 2004
Piss Boner
Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."
Piss Boner by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014
piss boner
A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.
I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.
piss boner by gergerry_da_phzzt September 19, 2007
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