Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

mini jake paul

Mini version of the youtube jake paul

PERSON: Omg that looks like jake paul!!
PERSON2: But hes smaller than jake paul?!
PERSON: So it must be mini jake paul!!
PERSON2: WOW!!!!
PERSON: WOW!!!!

by ImJakePaul September 13, 2017

Jake Syndrome

A condition where a person fells the need to compulsively lie about almost everything, whether it be simple or complicated. Most fabricate elaborate lies to gain attention such as pretending to have been attacked or diagnosed with an illness.
Similar to a hypochondriac.

Someone who says they got beat up and are blatantly fake limping have Jake Syndrome

by Dursh July 1, 2011

jake gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.

Jake Gyllenhaal is extremely hot

by shellstar February 7, 2006

jake t. austin

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.

Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"

by kristengirl March 10, 2009

Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009