The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

by A lonely guy July 2, 2011

Hobo Shower

also known as a "public fountain" to civilized people. Stupid hobos undress and bathe in them in the dead of night (although by the looks of it, most hobos never shower at all).

Little child: Mommy can i throw a penny into the fountain??

Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.

by HoboStalker July 3, 2007

Hobo Fag

Someone thats looks like a homeless bum do to the lack in personal hygeine

-Danny you look like a fuckin hobo
-Get a haircut u damn hobo

by Sven_dawg September 23, 2004

Hobo

Hobo, is a person that sleeps in the doorway of a police station - because one gets given free coffee. Trust me i tried it, its true. You get a donut too if you use your manners when recieving your coffee.

'Hello Cunt-stable. May you stretch your kindness out to one homeless person such as I, Lend me a helping hand, or a coffee. Please. I would also like that donut you shall be consuming. Thankyou Cunt-stable.

by She who knows all about everything, and everything about all. April 28, 2004

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

Hobbs

A guy who is a incredibly annoying person and has small peepee chakra

1. Hobbs be all small peepee chakra today

by NotAMolester March 3, 2020

hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food

Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.

by Mea.gan January 3, 2008