Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.

by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

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Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

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horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

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horse-like

A Person or someone who is like a horse or similar personality traits to a horse.

Louie: Alex have you seen Charlie's girlfriend , she's so clapped.
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like

by JEEEEEhaaaa November 18, 2020

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A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

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