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Holy Canoli 

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
Holy Canoli by Professor Dino February 27, 2018
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Holy Gucamole 

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence
friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.
Holy Gucamole by WembzYT April 4, 2018

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say
thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt

Holy Fuckskins 

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger
Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker

Holy Fuck Moment 

The "Holy Fuck Moment", coined by Craig Sibley, is a phrase used when you suddenly realize how amazing being alive is.
Like stopping on the side of the road just because that mountain was cool, and saying "Holy Fuck". A good chance to talk about positive things in your life and share with others :).
Guy 1: man, I had the coolest Holy Fuck Moment the other day
Guy 2: Oh, awesome! what was it?
Guy 1: I was on my way to work this morning and the fog came down on the mountains and looked super cool. I really appreciated it.
Guy 2: That's awesome dude!
Holy Fuck Moment by *Dingledick* November 9, 2018

Holy Ricardo

A certain tik tok that should be awarded a prize for best tik tok
Dude1:Hey have you seen Holy Ricardo?
Dude2:Yes I have, It should be awarded a prize for best tik tok.
Dude1:Yeah.

Holy boyz 

Group of individuals who’s sole desire is to please nothing but the honeys above all else.🤘🙏
Holy boyz by Holyboyz July 15, 2019