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friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock
and that kids, your friends will now hate you.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock
and that kids, your friends will now hate you.
by WembzYT March 21, 2018
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