hipster bike

usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.

Peter: Ay Solo, check my hipster bike. I gave a tune up and a purple paint job.
Solo: GG!

by PeterNguyen February 17, 2009

hipptard

used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer

see definition ('hipptard', above)

by razed November 2, 2007

hippy highball

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.

(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.

by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010

hipster daily

Daily newspaper whose main audience are hipsters, students and other middle-class pseudo-intellectuals. Usually "liberal" in the sense of pseudo-left and fashion-left. Writers often try smugly to appear witty and clever. Regularly with product placement for "rebell fashion" like Apple.

Basically any developed country has a hipster daily which are usually referred as "quality newspaper".

Choose the hipster daily of your nation:
The New York Times (US), The Guardian (UK), Le Monde (FR), El País (ES), Suddeutsche Zeitung (GER), Der Standard (AUT), Gazeta Wyborcza (POL), Radikal (TUR) and so on...

by yo_cats November 17, 2012

Hipster Death

Sudden and/or unexpected death caused by failing to take into consideration one's surroundings and environment in the pursuit of being cool.

Jamie and his hipster friends were jamming with their acoustic guitars in the street in Pamplona during the running of the bulls. They died a hipster death.

John had his loose toque pulled down too low over his eyes when he went for a walk. He wandered right into the middle of the street and was hit by a car which resulted in his hipster death

by poopie butt August 20, 2012

Hipsterection

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.

"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."

by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

hippie dive

When a hippie jumps off a bridge in to a small body of water for a cause

Omg I'm going to hippie dive for cancer

by Pooglz November 19, 2016