Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobble neck

Insanely good oral sex performed on a man

Malik: Boy NayNay just gave me some gobble neck. Shit was hitting.

John: *makes turkey noise*

Malik: *repeats turkey noise*

by SladeTheSupreme September 16, 2017

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Gobbler

A sloppy fast blowjob very similar to those found in porn. Also could be another term for hookers.

She really likes the cock she just gobbles it up... Shes a Gobbler!

I paid the local Gobbler to swallow my load.

by High coyote November 24, 2017

gobblemonster

Motorboating a penis.

Austin used the gobblemonster on Gavin. Gavin was lost and confused.

by LogicOwl April 23, 2018

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

Gloobles

The act of going from a steady flow of back and forth messaging but then becoming busy so you stop responding as frequently, but you still maintain an interest in the conversation.

Hey, just got busy so gloobles.

by ARK3157 May 6, 2018