Ghoosey

An online pseudonym used on various games by one Joseph Syriline Gilmurphy, Likes to alienate other players and generally be a lamer. He is a total flak monkey/rocket n00b in UT2004 with no real m4d skillz. He is represented by a poor quality 2d drawing of a disfigured "goose" that has been pinched to bits. He is not a nigger and is also represented by a girl named Nora with equal goose appeal……See also Joseph Syriline Gilmurphy

"id like to see that nigger pinch Ghoosey!"

by joe/jay December 29, 2004

ghost money

money that appears in a bank account but does not actually "exist" in the sense that it's required to pay a bill or rent, or a check was written for X amount and that amount in the account is untouchable

hey wanna go hit the bars tonight?
can't got no money
thought you just got paid?
yeah that's ghost money, it's rent week :P
oh.... bummer

by UM North Quad August 11, 2012

ghost hummer

When a ghost gives you a blowjob.

Yo, I was gonna go trick or treating but this ghost bitch gave me a dope ghost hummer.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014

Ghost jerk

When you make masterbastion signs in midair!

Hey did you suck that guys dick? No I ghost jerked him.

by Casper Wack May 25, 2016

Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the offspring of Children by persons already passed on, usually by a relative or the children of persons not physically impregnating a woman. These children see love from a totally different point of view, difficult since conception is from a seemingly selfish point of view.

My Grandfather's brother is my father? He lost two girls in infancy and never fully recovered. So what is it like having children by women having knowledge of your sexual behavior? I guess that means I'm a ghost child...and my sister and me are ghost children. Maybe it can be prevented by use of the missionary position, look into her eyes and pray.

by BubbleBunch March 16, 2017

Ghost

To avoid talking to someone in which you've had an romantic/intimate interaction with.

He got way too clingy after the sex, so I'm going to ghost him.

by Kit Kate October 31, 2017

Vagina Ghost

A guy you used to shagg/bang/screw/hook-up with. "The ghosts of your vagina's past"

ABBREV. "VG"

"Now that I'm in a serious relationship all of my vagina ghosts came out..."

"I ran into a VG last night"

"You can't escape VG's, they haunt the city!"

by Chitowngal September 6, 2013