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George Carlin

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.
"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."
by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008
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George W. Bush

A man who won the 2000 election on questionable grounds, then listened way too much to his cronies who he appointed to all the good positions. They told him that he should invade Iraq after about a month in Afghanistan because they secretly knew their oil stocks would sky rocket. He used scare tactics to win the 2004 vote, although John Kerry was not a good cadidate either. On a totally non-political basis, the man is wrecking America, whether or not he's smart enough to realize it. He's basically taken the United States and made it a bunch of beaurocratic red-tape bullshit because he doesn't understand that you can cover your ass with a Cold-War style CIA-cover up. He thinks you need to horseshit your way through life with half-truths instead of just not telling anybody anything. The path of the US in the future doesn't look too bright anymore.
by i hate kgj March 20, 2006
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george w. bush

The only person to ever make Ashlee Simpson look intelligent by comparison.
If Mr. George W. Bush even has a brain then Ashlee Simpson is a fucking rocket scientist.
by Bubba Backwater October 17, 2006
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George Bush

The president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.

George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.

If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
George Bush is either incredibly dumb or... no, he's just incredibly dumb.
by Artie November 1, 2004
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George W. Bush

"Is our children learning?"

Is all Iraq's base belong to us?
I just took a huge George, wiped my W and flushed the Bush.
by Dustin Beeler July 5, 2005
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George Feeny

The mercurial teacher/principal/professor, mentor, and next-door neighbor of Cory and Eric Matthews on the erstwhile TGIF sitcom Boy Meets World. Although an endless fount of sound advice, Feeny was careful never to solve the kids' problems for them outright, allowing them to come to the proper conclusion on their own. Played by William Daniels, who provided the voice of K.I.T.T., the talking car on Knight Rider.
George Feeny didn't just teach Cory Matthews about life. He taught me too.
by roundthewheel October 7, 2008
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george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.
I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!
by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010
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