Fail

Usually what bitches say, when they can't think of a decent insult.

Guy: Seriously, just leave. You're bothering me. Go, before I kick your gay little candy ass.
Bitch: I kNOw u iS, BUt.. watam I?!!!1!!1?/?1!1!111!!ONE!!1!ONE!11!eleven!!1!!1
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?
Bitch: UmMmm............ FAiL!!!!11!11!111!11!!!1!!one!111one1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!1!11!!11!eleven!!1!!11!1!!!11!!!!1

by Why do you want my name?! August 24, 2011

Failatio

When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.

1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.

by igroove December 29, 2011

Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias February 21, 2012

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

fail roleplay

The act of a person falling out of their character and/or breaking the rules that apply to their characters and/or the environment their character roleplays in.

Billy decides to pull his Shank and decides to stab everyone for no reason at all.
Billy: rekt noobs
Victims: Fail Roleplay! Why you randomly killing us?

Billy participates in a roleplaying environment where there are no special super powers allowed. Johnny pulls a gun, and instead of Billy showing gun-fear to the gun of Johnny, he fail roleplays.
Billy: *grabs the gun all of the sudden and kills Johnny out of the sudden
Johnny: Fail Roleplay! You're supposed to show gun fear!

Billy just got killed in that same environment and instead of forgetting all his memories... Billy decides to fail roleplay. Yeah, again.
Billy: *runs back to where he did with his weapon and shoots everyone*

by darkline1 September 3, 2017

bad fail

When one fails so miserably the only word to define it is also a grammatical failure.

*Person 1 gets owned at CS:S*
Person 2 : Jesus man that was bad fail.

by Hoplite321 December 30, 2008

Beer Fail

V.: The act of spilling a beer or multiple beers at a party

N.: a person that has repeatedly dropped/spilled multiple beers in the same area within 5-10 minuets per beer

Doug epically beer failed all over the carpet in our dorm room

by N&J Productions October 22, 2008