elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2008

elephantasy

Any Republican position that ignores reality. Republicans often support positions that are obviously wrong, and will use Washington spin, paid operatives and the powerful conservative news media to assert that they are correct and that doubters are liberal villians. See republink

Global warming is fiction and we don't need to do anything, ever.
The world really, really likes us.
The war in Iraq is making us safer.
Iraq will become a democracy just like us.
Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.
Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.
Universal Health Care is bad.
Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.
SUV fuel economy is not important.
Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.

by John Marshall September 10, 2005

elephants

Lots of money. Hustler

Having lots of money in pocket at that time from selling something, i.e. drugs, jewelry, lottery.

Always paid, never without money.

He got a couple of elephants last night.

He is the elephant man.

by Christal Adams May 25, 2007

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

elephancy

(n)

1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations
2. the state of randomness for a conversation
3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time

Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.

by Scyzerfenn April 25, 2004

Eleplant

A creature vaguely resembling an elephant. Though it is capable of high level thought, including calculus, it will only be appeased by approximately half a bottle of red liquid, otherwise it will be non-cooperative.

Random person 1: Why don't we just ask the eleplant about it?
Random person 2: It's pissed off right now...
Random person 1: Well, if we just give it half a bottle of red liquid maybe we will appease it.
Random person 2: WATCH OUT, CHALK!

by Deadseraph October 12, 2009

elephatass

someone with a nice round ass

Sharon has a elephatass

by EXiT March 23, 2004