Disasterbation

A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation.

If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation

Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...

Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real

by ^RoxyRoll^ March 10, 2018

disapornted

When you watch a porn but it doesn't get you off

Bro 1: Hey bro you watch "3 cops and a Hoe" last night?
Bro 2: Yeah but I really couldn't get off to it. I'm a bit disapornted.

by IDontEvenWatchPorn May 10, 2018

DISASTAHHH

A very bad occurance.

THAT PARTY WAS A DISASTAHHH

by kricleasof bedden May 10, 2018

disadvertising

After a store / business is permanently closed, the remaining scars and icons
which still INSTANTLY identify the failed franchise.

In the dead shopping center, though the signs were down and everything painted beige, all the disadvertising made it obvious that THIS used to be a Pizza Hut, THIS a Toys R Us and THAT had been a Blockbuster Video.

by Firrst Naame July 24, 2018

Disabilibuddy

A friend who when together discuss ways to get on disability and other government aid programs

I don't know how I would have gotten onto disability, without help from my disabilibuddy, Randle.

by A gentleman from nantucket July 24, 2018

Disappointationated

The feeling of being disappointed. In a modern way of fun language. ;)

- Shahed SFSSA ;)

“You made me disappointationated”

by Defdef362839 August 16, 2018

Disappointationated

The feeling of being disappointed. In a fun way if modern language. :)

Patented by- Shahed SFSS

“You made me disappointationated”

by Defdef362839 August 16, 2018