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Dub Dick

Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.
Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
by Vanita January 17, 2018
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Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.
"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."
by Jlightshow October 2, 2013
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Wesco Dick

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".
by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019
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angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.
Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.
by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017
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Dick-piece

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.
"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."
by DB0380 September 14, 2009
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dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
by alterbreaker November 30, 2010
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dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock
Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.
by squibsquawb June 28, 2010
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