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dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock
Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.
by squibsquawb June 28, 2010
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Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 18, 2010
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Dick-piece

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.
"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."
by DB0380 September 14, 2009
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Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.
That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Gregg has a serious case of Dick Ice. He's got it in his fooking veins
by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018
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angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.
Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.
by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017
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The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.
by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021
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Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.
"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."
by Jlightshow October 2, 2013
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