butter crotch

Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.

Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.

by lennytheoreo December 4, 2012

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Crotch Pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch area on indians

That's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

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crotch waggin'

Airing out of the pussy or shitter by waving it in the air vigorously.

No tp, just go for a good crotch waggin'.

by Cleo the Cat December 9, 2008

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Sandy Crotch

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay

Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.

by fistpumper29 August 6, 2011

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crotch monkeys

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

by Mitchca April 21, 2006

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Crotch Rocket

An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.

Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --

Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!

Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!

by damarius February 22, 2009

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