Crotch puppies 

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

Crotch puppies by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021

Crotch Circle 

A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.

Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!

Crotch Circle by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021

Crotch rocket

When you burn your dick beyond all recognition

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket

Crotch rocket by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

Crotch Corn 

When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.

Jason: Yo Marcus did you just pull a crotch corn
Marcus: yea

Crotch Corn by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021

Crotch-mirrored 

When Babach crosses the street as if she's so sexy any car will stop for her and the side mirror almost busts her pussy

I got crotch-mirrored today

Crotch-mirrored by Babach March 31, 2021

Crotch coma 

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

Crotch coma by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

Crotch gloss 

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.

I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women

Crotch gloss by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021