by courtesy April 30, 2008
Get the courtesty-clerk mug.tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
by L^3 Society July 14, 2009
Get the Mole's Curse mug.From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."
I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.
by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010
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2. The basic level of politeness which you expect from someone in your idealistic world. It no longer exists in this world. Thus, it should be rendered an archaic word because it is extremely old as seeming to belong to an earlier period.
P.S. It should also be removed from the dictionary because it is no longer necessary in the English language.
2. The basic level of politeness which you expect from someone in your idealistic world. It no longer exists in this world. Thus, it should be rendered an archaic word because it is extremely old as seeming to belong to an earlier period.
P.S. It should also be removed from the dictionary because it is no longer necessary in the English language.
by JBMiller September 27, 2018
Get the Common Courtesy mug.This is when you unravel enough toilet paper and toss it in the toilet bowl so that when you are taking a dump the toilet paper breaks the fall of your poop. Allowing you to poop so no one can hear you doing so. The poop then rests gently on top of the toilet paper until you flush the toilet or until you "COURTESY FLUSH."
Ever go to the bathroom at work and you need do the #2, and your boss walks in behind you? You don't want her to hear or smell your shit. You already know and use the courtesy flush technique now you can also use the courtesy plop technique.
by My Shit Don't Sound April 25, 2010
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I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!
by Velda, girl detective August 26, 2017
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