Dusty Confines

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

ball of confusion

the planet earth and all of its problems

we live on a ball of confusion

by Charles Toogood July 18, 2003

First Girlfriend Confidence Boost

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.

Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.

by The Hershey Factory October 23, 2012

Confuzzled

A slang term of the word 'confused'.

Mike: "So are you?"
TJ: "Am I what?"
Mike: "Going out with her?"
TJ: "Her who? I dunno what you're talking about... I's confuzzled!"

by Keegan September 17, 2004

confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

by typical male May 1, 2003

dashboard confessional

Thee talk you have with a person you're dating while in the car. Instead of looking them deep into their eyes to spill all, you speak at the windshield-dashboard area and exit the stopped vehicle.

"Sherrie drove me home after the movie on date #3. I gave her the dashboard confessional and bounced."

by 'los with the most April 28, 2006

dashboard confessional

a band that writes music on subjects that inspire them.

um, like any other musician/band in this world?

and for the people that say the bandmembers from dashboard cuts their wrist, wears all black, and paints their nail black, please pay closer to attention next time because NONE of them are ANYTHING like that.

besides whats this "emo" thing about anyways?
its music for petes sake, and jsut let us listen to our music and well let you listen to your music. mmkay?

dashboard confessional is a band, like any other band. writes lyrics based on inspirations and events. like ANYY other band. wake up people

by fcbtim July 16, 2008