Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011

man candy

An unwilling anal valentine for other men in jail.

Logan spent the night as someone's man candy after his arrest.

by 3DSteve June 16, 2005

man candy

any actor who was in the movie 300.

Man, Leonidus is a hot piece of man candy!

by DSilver December 26, 2007

candy pants

A GUY that is so sweet it makes girls want to eat his pants

damn candy pants i just want to take your sweet ass home and munch on your sweet ass!!! ;-)

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

Arm candy

Stacking a random order and number for bracelets on your arm.

I just bought seven new bracelets at the mall to use for arm candy.

by livithelife August 17, 2012

Candy

simply put...so easy

candy is so easy, anyone can have a piece of candy, it is available at all stores and sometimes is given away for free!

Guy - "Hey Candy, want to have sex?"

Candy - "Hell Yea!"

Guy - "So easy"

also see easy

by a1ch3mist September 14, 2009

candy mary

A combination of a candy ass and a sissy mary.

Stop fucking crying, already. No one cares that your girlfriend dumped you. Man up, you candy mary!

by Tits July 29, 2006