Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
by cowtopus January 9, 2023
Get the condom mug.Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
Get the Condom mug.The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom mile mug.by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010
Get the Pillar Condoms mug.1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.
The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
by H-Jew July 26, 2014
Get the Condom Pasta mug.to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021
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