Anal Bobs College

1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin

What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.

by Sejis January 6, 2012

college democrats

Usually one of the two most likely political clubs to be approved by the administration of a college or university. First time members are usually freshmen with just an inkling of political sense or people who hope to find fellow "progressive" radicals. In essence, not too much different from College Repbulicans in that they stage their own protests, act as if they have true political swag, create events that bring protests from the opposing campus "party," and gives you an excuse to start conversations The political shoe is just on the other foot.

Dave became a poli-sci major freshman year and decided to join the College Democrats. He gave his dues and ended up joining a few protests and campaign supporting functions. Eventually, he became friends with the Howard Dean/Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama loving fanatics and rose to be president of the club. In the end, College Democrats provided him with some angsty, allegedly savvy hookups and some decent resume padding.

by John boy leroy December 14, 2008

Brooklyn College (Academy)

A "school" where the population is 95% black and 5% white, but somehow everyone gets along. Its kind of like an experiment where they mix weird substances and see if they work, and they do. I hate this school though. It suckssssssssss. No football team. A few oversized mofo's on a basketball team that sucks.

When my friend asked me what school i go to, I told him Brooklyn College (academy), and i had to give him a 30 minute speech because he never heard of the school.

by Garibald December 21, 2008

Roseville Ladies College

A distinguished private girls school located on the rich North Shore of Sydney. It's full of rich girls who's parents fork out over $20 000 a year to send them there. The parents all drive BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar, Jeep or Porsche cars and buy the latest models for their little girls. Most of the girls wear designer clothes and are actually decent and nice people (with the exception of Year 8 and 9) unlike other girls schools such as Pymble Ladies College, Ravenswood, Brigidine etc.

Year 8 & 9's think their top but all the older years put them in their place

Private School Guy: So what school do you go to?
Roseville Ladies College Girl : I go to Roseville College
Private School Guy: Oh I knew you were nice

by prettyrich November 26, 2011

Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student, contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.

Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with fat chicks or ugly guys (girls is pimps too) should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.

by deegav January 5, 2007

college

4 or more years of your life that you spend getting high, which are temporary interrupted by classes

i'm currently a college student

by DAT26 April 2, 2007

collective bargaining

(v.) To have negotiations between employer and many employees in order to come to some sort of arrangement on changes to the conditions of employment. the idea is that both parties come to fair agreement.

The result of collective bargaining procedures is a collective agreement

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004