check your oil

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.

Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.

by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010

checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer

1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.

by katsafterme June 20, 2011

Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.

I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.

by The Wein February 20, 2013

checkseason

It's what h-tine niggaz be tweetin

Yo playa check out my leased cedes #checkseason

by Englebert Humperdink 420 November 22, 2013

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

Check cashing hoe

That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.

Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.

by Beuonce F. Shabazz July 13, 2014