Jap Chap

Referring to a Japanese Man, meaning a small penis.

Steve: "My girlfriend hates the sex we have"

John: "What do you expect? How are you supposed to pleasure her with your Jap Chap"

by Scott247j September 26, 2010

You Just Got Chaped

The act of taking used or nasty chapstick and proceeding to apply the chapstick to an unsuspecting stranger/person's face or belongings while afterwards yelling "YOU GOT CHAPED!"

(Girl takes nasty used chapstick and puts it on her friend's face.)
Friend: "AW!! GROSS!!"
Girl: "HAHA!! YOU JUST GOT CHAPED!!"

by DEviOUSemo October 13, 2009

Cheapy

The term used for a dildo made with a poo filled condom that is frozen

Barbara couldn't afford to buy a new dildo so she made a cheapy

by Gump101 January 3, 2017

rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

by Dave the drover January 7, 2018

chapbook

A chapbook is exactly like a zine or alternative magazine for someone who is too cheap to afford anything but a bunch of papers stapled together. This term 'chapbook' is used by hipster douche bags to seem cool.

"I'm working on compiling a chapbook with my slam poems and ideas"
"You mean just like a zine?"
"NO. I mean a chapbook."

by Polaris Jewlee January 11, 2012

Dave Chapelle

How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.

Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!

by smart_person May 9, 2005

El cheapo

Someone who is cheap. Usually refers to a small tipper.

Oh great, el cheapo left me 10% on $150 tab. Usually the person is miserable, possibly jealous if the waitress is young and El cheapo is a older woman. Also and most generally applies to men who are cheap (El). Sometimes this can be a foriegner too..

by kb4 April 26, 2006